I WISH!

I was looking at my referrals and they´re stranger than usual... so here´s for sharing...

Someone is looking for a mojo perfect girlfriend... apparently I don´t qualify since I´ve received no odd emails... as if i care... :( Didn´t they see the quizzes!?

Someone else from Hamburg is looking up a silvia who was an aupair possibly in Hamburg. David Black... if it´s you, you know exactly where you can stuff it.

Strangely, someone translated it into Spanish... I will now translate the translation into English for your general amusement:

The crows and the they´ll from raise pick your eyes outwards…

… the sloths from raise on the other hand and they wont do much of anything... in everything. To be honest, I´m really that puts itself up to date only because Rachel did it, and I feel the that it´s only polite to compensate her in class. I was on top all night, that made a child of brain of the play paste, that can be that images you are fun....


And so on and so forth... what do people who read this crap think of me? I wish they´d post a comment.

The next link is from a search for a "redhead Silvia", apparently she´s someone in the porn industry. Now, Boys, I really shouldn´t have to tell you this. All Redheads are evil. Trust me. Then again, you guys are watching porn on the internet, probably at work. Tsk tsk. You deserve whatever you have coming...no pun intended.

Then we have a referral from a blog called Literary Theory for Theology. How someone made it from sucha well thought out, cultured paged to here is beyond me. Must be the "next blog" button.

Argh! And next a page I shouldn´t be looking at while at work! (Well yeah, okay, less so than the others, you get my drift.) It´s in Portuguese... no prizes for guessing what kind of photography they have on there... And no, I won´t post a link.

Raise crows and they´ll peck your eyes out...

...raise sloths on the other hand and they won´t do much of anything...at all. To be honest, I´m only really updating because Rachel did, and I feel it´s only polite to repay her in kind. But UGH. I was up all night making a play dough brain stem, which you might imagine is fun. But try figuring out just how high the hipocampus is in relation to the thalamus at 2 am, while the cut straws at bits of string holding your model together slowly, but surely let the whole thing slide away, thanks to so much proding and molding transfering body heat to the dough.... I had to douse the poor thing in hair spray to keep it more or less whole. My neuroanatomy teacher is probably ripping it to shreds as we speak.

Still, my search for brainy information made for some interesting finds (important note, everything you are about to see on my wish list, and I´ll be infinitely gratefull to receive any of it... HINT: GET IT FOR ME NOW!):

1) Neuromart.com Top finds, brain pencil toppers, "got brians?" magnets and decals. I will LOVE you foreve if you get me the talking Freud doll and or finger puppet. The right and left hemisphere earings I WILL kill for. Ditto the silver lapel pin.

2) Redreef.com These guys have some interesting looking learning tools in the shape of software. Could be handy.

3) Enstein´s Emporium have the best sectional brain models I´ve seen so far. They also have an amazing 14 piece GIANT brain.

And I think that´s quite enough...